The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long crot been haunted by bokeh the memory of a stay in Paris's bokeh Latin bokep Quarter memek bokep where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room porn screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the porn 'miaulement' crot (the memek delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to bokeh the receptionist the next morning, memek porn she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, crot according to crot this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most memek women porn know and crot porn bokep all men bokeh dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the bokeh chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek memek trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally crot on an bokeh occasional basis, memek they'd explain, porn so they could make their bokep partner bokeh feel porn happy, crot bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other memek tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as bokep 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their bokeh partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




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It was memek like bokep saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get bokep a bloomin' move memek on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from bokep Sunderland bokep said bokep bokep bokep in bokep 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only bokeh if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda bokep Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert memek porn nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn crot then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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