The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

crot I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay porn in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I bokeh mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the bokeh receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the crot woman crot an 'actrice', porn or porn sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can't measure passion memek in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, bokep and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her crot partner and crot is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional bokep basis, porn they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. memek They declared that crot erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', memek and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new porn study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: %anchor_text% porn porn porn 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to bokep screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes bokeh from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, crot bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to porn attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn bokeh Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on bokep observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they bokeh were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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