The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching bokep so loudly that I wondered if porn I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable bokeh French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the bokep woman bokeh an 'actrice', bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, memek and bokep memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, %anchor_text% trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she's far more crot likely to gently sigh crot and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks crot in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels bokeh were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', memek and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order crot to encourage their partners over bokeh the finishing line, porn so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where memek loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far porn porn as I'm concerned, memek that's memek what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were porn noisy during sex - based crot on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh memek the need crot to advertise. But if you're not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.


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