The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

memek I've long been haunted by the memory of a crot stay crot in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly porn that I wondered if I should offer to perform porn an exorcism.

bokep When I mentioned the 'miaulement' crot (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) porn to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an memek 'actrice', crot or crot sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study bokeh from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it bokeh all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men bokeh dread - the louder the cry porn of ecstasy, crot crot the memek greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you crot can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently crot sigh crot and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors bokep bokep regularly confessed crot to faking orgasms. It was generally bokep on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, bokeh so they crot could make bokep their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for porn other porn tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the crot University of Central bokep Lancashire. They declared that bokep erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new memek study confirms the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' porn Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The bokep only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's porn what you should be doing.'

Well, memek only if you crot want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan crot and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were crot noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, crot I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take porn heed: porn the porn best sex may just be the quietest.


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